I have no profound statements to make, sorry, my head hurts too much, but here's some i stole from some others:

So now I know the things I know
And do the things I do
And if you do not like me so
To hell, my love, with you.

-Dorothy Parker


If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think they'll hate you.

Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and the Swiss run the government.
Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German and Italians run the government.

Tell me why the stars do shine,
Tell me why the sky is blue,
Tell me what makes the ivy twine,
And I will tell thee why I love you.
Fusion reactions make the stars shine,
Rayleigh diffusion makes the sky blue,
Auxins and tropisms make the ivy twine,
Gonads and hormones are why I love you.


I do love nothing in the world so well as you: is not that strange?

William Shakespeare
Much Ado About Nothing



If you're wondering, all the love quotes are there because i was making a card for my parents' aniiversary, and was looking for someone else's aforementioned profound statement so i wouldn't have to rack my hurting brain for something creative.