Hehe, i was just browsing through my comp and guess what i found? Quotes! I have no idea when they were spoken, tho, must have been last year.

Some person: I just love the sound of gravel when I step on it!
Girl 1, mutters under her breath, "And it doesn't sound like that when anyone ELSE steps on it?"
Girl 2, also under her breath, steps experimentally, "Oh my, doesn't that sound yummy."

Person 1: I want a green one.
Person 2: Oh, you know green ones make you so horny.

Someone: What happens when the beaver sees it's shadow?
Me: What?
Someone: I mean, what happens when the groundhog see's it's shadow?

Panda bears in the ozarks.

AHHH! It's ET!!

I'm changing his name, He doesn't look like a Bob.

The word is "centaur." Cinnitaur implies that it is somehow made of cinniman.