President George Bush has made an announcement that we will not attack Iraq.

The President has announced that as of today he is agreeing to additional inspectors to be deployed throughout the country of Iraq.

We will be sending 100,000 additional inspectors, which will include:




24,000 members of the 1st Infantry Division

15,000 members of the 101st Airborne Division

5,000 members of the 4th armored division with their "M1-A1 all terrain vehicles"

Special air deliveries to aid the inspections will be made by aircraft from the USS Constellation, USS George Washington, USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Enterprise.


The President stated: "With these additional personnel, the inspections should be completed in a few weeks."




A "little bit of light hearted-ness," courtesy Katsu.