Things I just discovered were hidden in the forgotten depths of my closet:

A pair of jewelry pliers.
A rock. With something written on it that I can't read.
Something that I thought could have at one point been a hammer but was not. As of yet, unidentified.
Feathers. Not the kind in pillows, the big kind.
A pincushion.
A tennis ball.
Wires.
An alarm clock that rattled oddly. Upon closer inspection, I found that i apparently had taken the clock apart and shut the workings back inside the case without assembling it.

And under my bed, I found The Vampire Armand. Yay! Now I only have to find where i put Queen of the Damned.