Daboo135: WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP O R ELSE SUMTHIN BAD WILL HAPPEN ..... MY NAME IS SUMMER...I AM 15 YEARS OLD WITH BLONDE HAIR AND SCARY EYES. I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF U DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15PPL IN THE NEXT 5 MIN., I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL YOU. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U TONIGHT AT 10:22. SOMEONE WILL CALL U OR TALK TO U ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU. DONT BREAK IT!
DeborahSama: what if it's past 10:22 in my time zone?
DeborahSama: and does she mean AM or PM?
DeborahSama: and it's not possible to be scary with blond hair.
DeborahSama: we established this when we watched the grudge.
DeborahSama: they have to have asian hair.
Daboo135: hehe
DeborahSama: and she can't even speak without using u for "you"
DeborahSama: *scoff*

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Informed Links:

Torso Of Dismembered Body Shows Saw Marks (Saw? a saw??)

Police Kill Man Who Fatally Shot Wife In Hospital Bed (and it wasn't Shiavo)

Man Who Hanged Toddler From Shower Rod Gets Prison Time (Aren't people just disgusting sometimes?)

Officer's Gun Falls From Pants, Shoots Man In Other Bathroom Stall (... snerk...)

Rampaging Pachyderms Escape S. Korea Amusement Park (no comment. Watcha video of it if you can. It's great.)

Man Fights Off Shark Attack, Continues Surfing (Notice that he's English. The reporter did.)

Thousands Of Waffle House Diners Possibly Exposed To Hepatitis (Aww. Not Waffle House.)

No particular reason for all this other than I was in search of a particular news article and stumbled across these along the way.

I never found the article i was looking for, though.