Much fandomness!

First: http://unitedstatesofno.ytmnd.com/
And be sure to have your speakers on before this page loads all the way. And listen to the whole thing.

*snerk*

COUNT DOOKU: I will fight you both, Jedi! I am leader of this rebellion, and I could completely have a higher rank, but you see how Duke Dooku would be an unfortunate name, don't you?

OBI-WAN: *gets ingloriously knocked out. Everyone still thinks he is cooler than Anakin*

PALPATINE: I want you to be my special friend.

PALPATINE: Well Anakin, I am evil, and you should be evil too. We could be evil together. That'd be wicked cool.
ANAKIN: I'm not quite getting you...?
PALPATINE: It's evil time! For I am evil.
ANAKIN: And so what you're saying is...?
PALPATINE: Evil, evil, evil! And in summary: really evil.
ANAKIN: Omigod! I AM TELLING ON YOU.

OBI-WAN: Fightin' things. Got a dragon. Luck, be a Jedi tonight!
GENERAL CLICHE: Let me agree to fight him one on one! It's more cliche that way! By the way, I have four arms. Bitch.
OBI-WAN: By the way, I'm EWAN MCGREGOR. Bitch.

YODA: For saving me thanks, my Wookie homies!
CHEWBACCA: This whole experience has left me so jaded that I am going to give up my clearly high political status, turn to drink in true detective noir style, and one day while at a seedy bar I will meet a dashing young pirate... I mean, rar.



Find the rest of it here.

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