Lunch with Rachel~!

Lunchtime conversation snippet, abridged:

Rachel: I watched Brokeback Mountain with my mom and sister. In the middle of the lovescene, my mom goes "So... dis how... gay man have sex?"
Rachel and Siser: Ladeedada! Not listening!
Rachel's Mom: No, really! I don't know. Dis how?
Rachel: Mom. No.
Marie: I don't want to be here.
Rachel's mom: So... Lesbian...
Both: NO.

-later, at Marie's apartment, going to rent a movie-
Rachel explains to a roommate why the movie isn't going to have sex scenes
Rachel's mom: Yeah, I had to ask grandma about it because they wouldn't tell me.